Born to die

gladnis:

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catharsis02:

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goals 🖤

link-is-my-senpai:

kissthefurr:

celtyradfem:

cocksmasher69:

wildbillnye:

ufowiki:

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

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William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

Every line had me screaming

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C L E E T U S

goingforpetite:

Hey! New trick not to feel dizzy all the time!

Don’t ever stand up

kittykatex:

“A lovely military man selling poppies stopped me today and asked if he could reposition mine - while doing so he told me that women should wear their poppy on their right side; the red represents the blood of all those who gave their lives, the black represents the mourning of those who didn’t have their loved ones return home, and the green leaf represents the grass and crops growing and future prosperity after the war destroyed so much. The leaf should be positioned at 11 o'clock to represent the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, the time that World War One formally ended. He was worried that younger generations wouldn’t understand this and his generation wouldn’t be around for much longer to teach them”

— ANZAC (kittykatex)

joshmopolitan:

thwiptom:

tumblr users changing their blogs after december 17th like

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just-shower-thoughts:

Vicks is just spicy Vasoline

henstomper:

henstomper:

“this is why we need a platform with 0 censorship!” no its not actually, because this platform was ridden with fucking child porn

this entire mess is because tumblr didnt have any fucking moderation, and they let it get worse and worse until eventually they had to resort to dumbass overreaching solutions that dont solve anything. the solution isnt “judgement free uwu” social media. the solution is actually moderating your site to keep that shit off of it

itsagifnotagif:

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

backseat-burner:

same energy:

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euphoriaemporiae:

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